This is an interesting conundrum. Those illiterate people who need the most help to teach them to read cannot read that sign. Maybe the people from the Illiteracy Foundation need a lesson in clear thinking and logic.
Of course all those alleged psychics, clairvoyants, tarot card readers and other folks that claim to have paranormal powers are all charlatans. This notice merely proves it.
This is a very unfortunate but funny advertisement. Obviously the person who created the slogan doesn't pronounce the word "Phuket" the way that English people do phonetically.
One cannot imagine a place having a Bitch Festival. Possibly a Beach Festival, but who knows the sort of women who live in this place?
Maybe this is a sign of political correctness. Maybe this bathroom is only for transvestites. Who knows?
Would you like to catch an incurable sexual disease? Come shopping here, because you can get herpes without even having sex with somebody who has it.
Did you realise that a famous Finnish mobile phone maker could connect you with some poopie? Well, buy a phone from this store and make sure to bring some paper to wipe up the mess.
We English speakers would not fare well if we had to write a sign in a foreign language, but one would think that whoever commissioned that sign would at least getr an English speaker to proof-read it first.
The sign doesn't really want customers to refrain from indulging in solitary sex on the premises, although customers should refrain from doing so anyway.
This restaurant obviously has had problems with women of the night soliciting on the premises. The security guards are undoubtedly expert at sorting out the professional women from the amateurs.
It's a little difficult at first to figure out what this sign means. However, it is most probably trying to warn English speakers of slippery stairs. By the time they work out what it means, they will probably have had an accident on the stairs.
Check out the expressions on the faces of Princess Anne, Prince Charles and the Queen, but the one that really gives it away is Prince Harry, who goes into hysterics. It's the classic case of somebody farting and trying to hide it and not getting away with it. The Queen looks like she's just sucked a lemon.