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Nigerian Bum Sniffer

This Nigerian reporter really knows how to sell a story about a couple of homosexuals. He doesn't bandy words around or engage in political correctness, he just says it how it is.


Obese Airline Passenger

This is a traveller's worst nightmare. How on earth did an airline allow this man to travel in this way, blocking the aisle and endangering others, not to mention inconveniencing the poor guy beside him?


Three Little Pigs Cafe

Probably the only cafe guaranteed to have no Muslim and probably no Jewish patrons. Definitely not politically correct, but it's funny.


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You can take the monkey out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the monkey. Even in the 21st century, this sort of ridiculous ignorance and superstition abounds. It's hard to treat people with respect when they still believe that people can turn into goats.


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They don't muck around in outback Australia when it comes to drink. The guy who ordered the bacardi breezer at the Royal Mail Hotel in Meekatharra Western Australia got this receipt for his trouble.


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It is fairly obvious that an erection is definitely in progress, but it's lucky that the young lady is lying on the guy's lap and the erection is not apparent. However, she can't help but feel something digging into the back of her neck.


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Reyes Barbecue in Manila in the Philippines certainly has a great and very accurate way of describing their food. Why call this tasty delight the Parson's Nose, as the British would do? Just call this tasty dish what it really is - grilled chicken ass.


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It's hard to really understand what the Chinese really meant by this notice. Maybe they were worried that if men sat down too hard on the bench, they would damage their family jewels.


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Many young girls used to fantasise about superheroes making love to them, but Sperman would ensure that they were guaranteed to fall pregnant at every encounter with this virile superstud.


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This storefront sign in a Singapore arcade is obviously not a hotbed of the human practice of self-gratification, but one has to wonder if somebody has not brought this to the attention of the store owner.


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Would women really by clothes from a shop in the Town Hall Arcade in Sydney called Jizz? Obviously the store owners had no idea that the word was common slang for male sperm, or did they?


Small Is Beautiful

Obviously the man is either completely blind or he is comparing his female partner to a woman who weighs at least 500 kilos. There is nothing small or beautiful about that woman.


African American

Those arrows seem to point to the same place - the negro museum that is actually the jailhouse. Could this be a statement on the inordinate percentage of negroes in the USA being criminals?

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